Kind of says it all. This had to have something to do with Dan Brown…
Via Arts & Letters Daily.
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September 20, 2009 at 2:20 pm |
*COUGH* what a hack *COUGH*
Sorry … I think I had some Dan Brown envy stuck in my throat there.
September 20, 2009 at 6:57 pm |
Sure he’s a rich hack…Even worse is the fact that all his plots are modified Baigent and Leigh books.
September 21, 2009 at 1:55 pm |
I’ve never read any Dan Brown books. Now thanks to that article I have even more reason not to.
October 12, 2009 at 11:15 pm |
Myra!
September 21, 2009 at 5:52 pm |
You darling creature. ;)
October 12, 2009 at 11:15 pm |
OMG…HILARIOUS!!!!!!! I’ll have to read the rest of these over breakfast tomorrow.
October 12, 2009 at 11:20 pm |
“18. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 4: He could taste the familiar tang of museum air – an arid, deionized essence that carried a faint hint of carbon – the product of industrial, coal-filter dehumidifiers that ran around the clock to counteract the corrosive carbon dioxide exhaled by visitors.
Ah, that familiar tang of deionised essence. ”
Bwahahahahahaha.
I’ll be sure to never use “familiar tang” and “sweaty ball sac” in the same sentence. I mean, how many people would know…
October 13, 2009 at 10:17 am |
Stil: I dunno, how many people would know? ;) I like your turn of phrase better. “Familiar tang” goes with lots of things…”woman’s inner thigh”, “eager wetness”, etc…Anyway, you get the idea…