I’m suddenly compelled to spout into the aether about the first thing that comes to my mind, which immediately makes me ask why I’d ever want to do this in the first place. I mean, is there something redeeming about most of the poorly composed ramblings of the medicated and the incoherent, dusting together a few grains of wisdom from their romp through the daily news or the latest software upgrade. You people kill me. Heck, I’m amusing myself by mockingly recreating a repetitive and incoherent (see, used that word twice, and too close together…) blog post, complete with randomly inserted smiley face. :)
Blame it on latent, malevolent bio-agents, or poorly designed infrastructure, or new and misunderstood technology, but don’t put too much of the burden on oneself. That’s impolitic in this day and age — mellow out, dude. Like the boy says — “Don’t have a cow, man”. No, have hundreds…swallow the wild eyed beasts in bloody wholes, with a side order of fries. Supersize me, you damn dirty ape.
My parody has degraded into maddeningly incoherent (there he goes again…) and random streams of pop culture consciousness…But like Democritus sticking his head in a well, there be some truth boiling under all that Facebooking. Or not.
Anyway, when in Rome. What ever happened to those Romans, anyway?
Eat lead, suckas…